Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)

Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.

(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)

An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.

ACTUAL MEANING TO REPLACE CURRENT LAME! ENTRY:

1. The instance of the anus (or ass) achieving a vacuum effect. In outer space, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the anus. It is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the ass inhales air-- thus creating a vacuum effect. With practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the anus; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. One may find extreme discomfort while the ass vacuum effect occurs while swimming.

2. A phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. Commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness.

3. A statement similar to that of "EUREKA!" or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say "ass vacuum" in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be interested in what you have to say.

4. A mediocre but effective derogatory name used against opponents or friends with whom you are currently disgusted with.

a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.

slang term used for receiving head

A sexual maneuver involving going "down under" and sucking the filth/exrement out of someone's butthole while manuvering the penis manually back and forth, the way one moves a vaccuum cleaner over a carpet.

A sexual position involving food. To prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having sex, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.