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1. A person who concocts worthless nonsense especially with intent to deceive and systematically uses another person or group for personal profit.

2. A person who is outwardly similar to something without having its genuine qualities, I.e. - a poor imitation, a fraud.

3. A person who is of a cheap and shoddy nature, and is of shameful or indecent morals.

4. A person who shows signs of extreme Schizotypal Histrionic Narcissistic Borderline Personality Disorder, and has a Victim Mentality/Martyr Complex with Intermittent explosive and Oppositional defiant disorder.

5. A "keyboard warrior" who calls people out, then "turns tail and runs" when confronted.

6. A man who stalks women online because he knows he can't be trusted around them in person.

7. A man who tries to get in women's pants by offering them shitty "massages".
That guy is a total Vachmiel, always lying his ass off to make a dime.

There are too many Vachmiels in this bar, can a girl get a break!

I wish that guy would quit Vachmieling me, he's such a creep!
by Hyper-realist September 03, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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