A temporary medical condition that effects Father’s while on vacation. Typical triggered by loud noises or repeated blows to the seat back. When this malady Occurs the fraternal elbow engages in a manner which generally strikes the person sitting behind them in the car, train, plane or ship.
My vacation elbow was acting up when I had to drive from New York to Florida. Now both my kids have black eyes.
by Darryl Cartrip June 07, 2019
"Even though I have a lot to do to work my way out the door for vacation, I have a serious case of vacation face."
"I've never seen Tom so happy! He's going to the Bahamas tomorrow. Look at that vacation face!"
"I've never seen Tom so happy! He's going to the Bahamas tomorrow. Look at that vacation face!"
by kwatters14 June 08, 2017
Noun. The pretend fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.
The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.
The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.
by MammaBear April 27, 2019
A girl you meet on vacation who thirsts for your dick and teases you and sends nudes knowing that you're on the other side of the world and nothing can be done.
Guy 1: Bro, this girl I met a few months ago from my trip to Europe is still constantly sending me nudes and flirting with me on Snapchat.
Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.
Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.
by zaelthus November 28, 2017
The American custom of leaving both your brain and your house vacant for a half night and then 8 and one half days out of each year so you can keep your bank account vacant for half a week and 8 and one half months out of each year.
"Here's the vacationing plan family; on Friday after school mom will pack the snacks while everyone else tries to pack their clothes and toys, after everyone is done, mom makes adjustments on everyone's choice of clothing while everyone else makes adjustments on the health level of the snacks provided. Next, we leave California in time to check into the hotel in Vegas before checkout time so we have an hour to sleep so we don't waste the night that we already payed for in advance. Then we buy the necessities we forgot and drive across the country to get to Florida by Tuesday before midnight so we can get at least 4 hours of sleep before spending 2 half days and one night in the Disney World Resort and buy mom sneakers and use the kids' help to vacate the rest of Dad's savings accounts and max out the credit cards. We won't be able to afford another night at the resort so we take a 30 minute nap before checkout and shove what we can in the trunk and attempt to make it back to California in time to take a 30 minute nap before school starts and while Dad is sleeping on his desk at work Mom digs into her hidden cash stash to pay the speeding tickets and buy AAA insurance for next year's vacation."
by pastoryoshi November 14, 2011
an outfit bought weeks or months in advance to only be worn for the first time on vacation. most likely to dressy or trendy for the enviroment they will be wearing it in.
"Did you see that girls outfit? She's a little over dressed for Flordia isnt she?"
"Must be a vacation outfit, shes probably been saving it for a while."
"Must be a vacation outfit, shes probably been saving it for a while."
by TinaRW June 16, 2008
A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
by Imnothere560 December 06, 2013