The true origins of the abbreviation is unknown however a reliable source from the rocket league platform reports the non abbreviated term to be:
Very Tiny Penis
VTP was reported as so effective at stupifying opponents on in game chat, that often no chat will follow for the whole game. While you look up this definition you fucking cunt.
Very Tiny Penis
VTP was reported as so effective at stupifying opponents on in game chat, that often no chat will follow for the whole game. While you look up this definition you fucking cunt.
by YoHowULikeMeNow March 03, 2021
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
Very Talented Person (V.T.P.)- is an acronym for Very Important People. A VTP Is a person who is accorded special privileges due to his or her talent and gift to the world.
by Talent hunter September 30, 2009
VTP means "very tiny penis", and is often reffered to when talking about asian men, or people you think may have a small penis. They are often described to as "microscopic" or "like whisps of dust". You don't want to be a vtp, but rather a "BTVTP" or "Bigger than a Very Tiny Penis".
Girl 1: He had a small penis. It was almost microscopic, like a wisp of dust!
Girl 2: He is such a vtp.
More Examples:
And asian. A man with a small penis. A woman. A lifeless person. Did I say an asian? Not a black person.
Girl 2: He is such a vtp.
More Examples:
And asian. A man with a small penis. A woman. A lifeless person. Did I say an asian? Not a black person.
by 15PeachyWolf March 15, 2009
:1 visio transmitted paralysis . to view something so obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc that it causes a sudden lose of motor skills or split second idleness.
: 2. a cringed or retarded face or body gesturing that is produced uncontrollably by the viewing of something obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc.
:3 a person or thing that causes said reaction.
: 2. a cringed or retarded face or body gesturing that is produced uncontrollably by the viewing of something obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting ... etc.
:3 a person or thing that causes said reaction.
1) Dude saw the cottage chunkies in the chicks workout pants and got VTP.
2) When we saw what a syphilis looks like in health class Jackie made this face, i think she had a VTP.
3) The chick land lord in King Pin, is a VTP.
2) When we saw what a syphilis looks like in health class Jackie made this face, i think she had a VTP.
3) The chick land lord in King Pin, is a VTP.
by Danger Mouse 18 October 22, 2010
by Garfunkle 2.0 September 28, 2019
May 2 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

