"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."
I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.
Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.
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Person 1: "Hey have you heard of PC vs Mac, I'm so on the PC side."
Person 2: "Dude, This is literally Something that nobody cares about anymore, get over it"
Person 1: "Shut up you're just a stupid Mac user!"
Person 2: "No, I use both PC and Mac. You're really an idiot if you still think PC vs Mac is still a useable argument, Nobody cares anyway. So shut up."
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Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.
One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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A show about a really weird and happy girl called Star(main character) and she's kinda of a rebel.She travels to earth and meet Marco,a "safe-boy" and he makes nachos.They have adventures fighting mosters and life,there's Janna(banana),Jackie(bitch) and other weird friends
Star vs the forces of evil or STFOE is a crazy and funny show,emotional too
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