Is a simp, always goes after girls and when he gets one he can never keep her. He is not cool, is a big loser and thinks he has friends but doesn't. he will die alone someday but he will have lots of cars and nice houses. will be very successful, but very lazy. He gets played a lot. he tries to be an F boy but in reality can't. He is very sexy and has a nice body, he lookin real cute and he is a big daddy.
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by Jakes a loser April 02, 2020
When you hit the blunt the first few times and it instantly hits you, while talking about how fire it is the name “VON” jus blurts out .Sort of like you have Tourette Syndrome.
*hits blunt* Damn bro where you get th- VON from?
by cuddygang November 06, 2020
by Quo69420 October 09, 2019
He is a very cute boy who will give you everything he has if you give it to him, he’s loving , caring , and will show the most love possible on this earth, if you lose him you stupid asf
by adore.tiff July 08, 2019
Von is the sweetest most nicest person you will meet. They are so wholesome, funny, and kind. You are incredibly lucky to have a von in your life. Vons are also gay rats, but in a good way. Von is so pure that god itself fears them. Everyone needs a von in their life.
by PrdflS8n August 10, 2021
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