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Also a lame alcopop which is consumed by slappers and gay men, or men who have sexual issues that need addressing.
Clubber: Can I have a VK blue please?
Barman: What are you some kind of poof?
*SMASH*
Clubber: You messed up my hair you bitch!
by Kit Shicker February 22, 2003
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A VK is an abbreviation for "Vagina Kiss." It is generally performed by a husband who has his head rested on his wife's thigh while they are watching a movie or TV show on the couch. Due to the proximity to her private part the husband sneaks a VK which can evoke tickles or similar reactions in the wife. The wife is usually clothed and unsuspecting.
Man: just gave you a VK!

Woman: it tickles everytime, Johnny!
by Jürgen Fick June 27, 2019
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One of the most popular social medias in the world. The reason why you may have never heard of it before is because it’s only really used in Eastern Europe, mainly Russia
I’m so bored, I can’t stop checking VK
by nlolhere July 06, 2020
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Vk stands for voice kink which means a caertain tone/something said in a specific way turns on that person.
"i have a vk"
"same bruh"
"ikr"
by the abbreviator whisperer June 18, 2021
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A person who is greatly admired, adored, loved and/or revered and considered as an image or representation of a god used as an object of worship.
"Everyone loves him, he must be a VK"
by Raptor 0707 January 08, 2021
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