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Vk, or Vkontakte is a Russian online social media and social networking service. It is available in several languages but it is especially used by Russian-speakers. You can do lots of things on vk such as: Join communities, share videos and pictures, listen to music, play games, read news...
Vk is very secure, if someone else knows your password they have 4 tries to enter certain digits of your phone number to get in your account.
Every year Vk throws a two-day party for it’s users to meet in real life in St.Petersburg.
Kid: My parents are stalking me on Instagram.
Kid2: Use vk.
Kid: Great idea.

Fat man: I met DontWorry in VkFest, you should come too.
Skinny man: But I don’t speak any Russian.
by Ye Wenjie October 20, 2018
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Short for vibe killer. When someone does something that screws with your present mood. Usually used when you are in a good mood and something/someone kills that.
Brody: Dude, Mike shaved my hair!!

Simon: That is such a VK dude!!
by Mario900 November 25, 2007
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A V.K. is a vibe killer, they are the kind of people who just bring the entire vibe down
Alex, “Yo, Trevor, is Luke already asleep?”
Trevor, “Yeah bro, he’s being a total V.K.”
Alex, “Total V.K.”
by DontBeA V.K. October 27, 2019
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short for vodka, but less obvious
Boy: "please bring some VK to the party."
Girl: "hows grey goose sound?"
by thatonekid6969 April 16, 2011
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the pengest drink for the sexiest lads when theyre on a mad one in the park ygm
sort me with a bev of vk for the lads
by wag1pussies January 29, 2021
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The most badass berserker PKer in runescape.
Dude some badass zerk pure known as Vk came out of nowhere and jizzed in my ear made me lose my whole bank ffs.
by Im Vk December 09, 2009
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