et-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Virtual Friend!" (generally used in conversations to describe friends people you primarily have an online relationship with). Most commonly used by teenagers who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans increasingly interact through online media and platforms.

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Very important friend

V.I.F
Vaginal Impending Fuck.

Viffing is a rare skill possessed only by a few talented males. Many males who can Vif often suffer from social problems due to the stress it puts upon their mind and body.
to properly VIF a girl, you must train long and hard.

The main technique of Viffing is Swivel-dicking with a few other pussy punchin' combos.
not for the faint hearted.