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1. Overweight racoon of british descent
2. discriptive word for someone who has absolutely no talent at "day of defeat" the popular half-life mod
1. "oh theres a varanos in my garbage"
2. "aww you are soo varanos at dod, man"
by Dreadus November 05, 2003
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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n. A Balding over-weight wheel-chair bound Raccoon of British heritage. Known to enjoy chocolate chip cookies.
The Ultimate Weapons of Varanos were triumphant in defeating the Ninja Monkey Assassin army.
by Markee Mark March 27, 2007
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Awesome weapon user and can kill any cunt with a sniper unscoped or any other weapon.
by Chuck the Racoon March 30, 2003
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Likes to try and snipe unscoped and tk. Ends up witha score like 12-67.
Camps first flags when we are at our last..
by -{SiU.Gambit}- March 20, 2003
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