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VAHFM is an acronym for vagina, ass, hand, foot, or mouth. Can be used as a verb or noun when describing the type of sexual encounter you are seeking.

Pronounced VA-FUM
She is so hot, I'd love to get a VAHFM from her.

I hope I get a VAHFM tonight.

She is addicted to VAHFM.
by mpkeelee January 06, 2012
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