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A man who builds a relationship with a woman just for sex. After getting sex, he escapes like a (vagina) thief in the night.
"We finally had sex, but when I woke up he was long gone and I haven't seen him in weeks. He's a V-crook!"
by Hewlin Runo March 24, 2006
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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when you f**k another man's bitch (vagina crook)
what up V-crook you dirty bastard, ain't that your homeboys girl i seen you with?
by yanaviv July 04, 2005
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to fool a woman into having sex despite undersized penis endowment
Julia got V-crooked, that guy she picked up last night is slung so tiny!
by testytesty June 29, 2005
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