Idiotic built-in thing on most new TVs for parents to facistly control what you can see on tv. Invented by lame overprotective soccer moms with too much time on their hands.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

A crazy chip the FCC is making a requirement for all TVs.

Chip created in the early 1990's? that allows parents to control TV channels viewed by their children. Yet utterly found useless for the fact that most adults are ignorant when it comes to new technologies such as computers and anything digital and were unable to use them.

An electronic device used to block television shows and stations.

Mostly used by people I don't know.

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.