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1. A stretch involving your vaginal area to be, well, stretched.

2. Something Ashli has mastered :D

1. Yay, we get to do V Stretches :D
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O

2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.
by Meep :) March 11, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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