"you more of an utz or butts kinda guy??"

"that girl's got a whole mess of utz and butts!"
by carofinescallop February 25, 2015
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a picture that appears to be an ordinary picture but, when meticulously examined, contains a sketchy character (i.e.: a ski-masked ball-scrather) making an unusual face in the background (i.e.: accentuation of double, triple, etc. chins; creepy stares)
Joe: "Look at this picture of me with Obama that I took in DC!"
Anthony: "...Okay..."
Joe: "No, look at that guy in the back!"
Anthony: Looks more carefully "HOLY SHIT! AN UTZ PICTURE! THIS IS AMAZING!"
by bob3to6 February 28, 2011
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The inexplicable phenomenon that occurs to a girl's body if she consumes Utz chips at a young age, this being that they devlop into voluptuous teenage girls with an hour glass figure and an amazing ass. This most often occurs to hood rats in the Bronx, Brooklyn areas of New York.
She's going straight to the potato chip section, that's an Utz ass in the making!
by clopez December 13, 2007
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A savvy bad bitch who hates people and loves food and animals!
"Omg I'm such an Alyssa Utz"
by Savvy young bull January 17, 2017
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