Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Utter Crap

somthing or somone that is pointless, sensless, insolent or meaningless

"This dictionary is utter crap, full of chav words that stupid people think are cool"

by chav slayer October 5, 2005

utter cunt

A person who is basically a massive cunt, every day throughout the whole fucking year. The person is such a massive cunt, that massive isn't enough to describe it, hence utter cunt is more fitting. Utter cunts are usually called Amar or Cian or something stupid like that.

A: Hey do you know this guy, he seems nice!?
B: No he's not, he's the definition of an utter cunt!

by StellaDrinkerNotts June 3, 2017

Momma's Utters

Reference to your girl's or wife's tits. Her fun bags. Her milkers.

I was suckin on momma's utters all night like a nursing baby braaaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

utter balls

This is bullshit. To fuck something up.

"Monty, you`ve made a complete and utter balls of the Browning over-and-under by shortening it."

by Maxwell4Real August 12, 2014

utter shite

a feeling or sentiment associated with being quarantined.

“i heard the government just extended quarantine by two weeks”

“what?! jesus fucking christ”

*jumps on skateboard like so no head? guy*

“well thats utter shite”

by princessep April 14, 2020

utter bollocks

When someone is chatting some serious shit.

Mate you're talking Utter Bollocks

by Bwils.brad August 11, 2017