A woman from (Utica, NY). Loves fake tans and she thinks striped nails with gem studs look "classy". Thinks all children are on WIC and the HEAP program is a family tradition. Collects some sort of public assistance yet still buys cigarettes and goes to club Lava. Typically has at least one child from her high school boyfriend and always has some sort of trouble with their ex. Thinks she really hit it big when she gets a guy that runs a forklift, not just working in a warehouse. Has no problem if he has only been to jail once...or twice.
Utica Girl-After I get my nails done we'll meet yous guys at Lava, but first I gotta go by my ex's house and drop off the kids. That mother fucker needs to give me more child support.
by Johnnyroc December 17, 2012
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
