An individual capable of both stunning feats of stupidity and sexism. Usually found in around either fat abnoxious women or around blatantly feminine men in the hopes of sexual intimacy with either, despite their constant claims that they despise all individuals of these descriptions.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed