Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.
Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.
by major_delmac March 10, 2005
4
Someone who steals your free time and replaces it with work or tedious conversation, often when he/she is unaware of doing it. Typically either someone deceptively nice (so you feel guilty about walking away), or your boss (so you can't leave).
Friend 1: Hey are you coming fishing on Saturday?
You: I'd like to, but before I leave the office my boss will
probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. He's a usurper.
Boss: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
You: I'd like to, but before I leave the office my boss will
probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. He's a usurper.
Boss: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
by g-a-d May 06, 2011