A tiny 67 year old Asian child from mars, that likes Oreos, Cookies and Oreo Cookies, he says "Denhgdohngflhonger" and "Fuckmahcoochie", they only speak russian porno language and tend to be anti-schoolocial they're going extinct because females caveravernurs (almost like vaginas) are getting smaller and males finklewinlerklers (almost like penises) are getting to big. Never approach one, they will rape you.

An embarrassed smile.