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A guy that when using a urnal, gets so close to it, he practically looks like he is humping it. Usually someone who is insecure about penis size, shape, etc., so they feel the need to avoid all chances of anyone else seeing. Common in boys ages 8-16
While walking out of the locker room:

Guy: Did you see Ethan back there?

Guy 2: yeah, he's such a urnal humper! I thought he was going pee all over himself

Guy: probably just has a small dick
by Whitesoxfan69 April 18, 2011
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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