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A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.
There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.
by THE GILDED LADY June 15, 2018
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee
Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI
by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008
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