After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Receiving a golden shower while singing in the tub.

The act of inserting a sex toy or one’s penis into another man’s gaping urethra until the pain causes him to sing high notes.

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.

a famous soul singer vulgarised

1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.

2. Another name for one's urethra.