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The religion of the Urban Dictionary in which you believe in every single frickin word in the Urban Dictionary and treat Urban Dictionary in a godly status. You also believe that the Urban Dicitionary have so many magical powers that it determine your faith in humanity and afterlife.
The sins of Urbdism are:
1. Insulting any word in Urban Dictionary.
2. Thinking the word of the day is extremely stupid.
3. Thinking Urban Dictionary is useless in life.
4. Insulting Aaron Peckham founder of Urban Dicitonary.
The sins of Urbdism are:
1. Insulting any word in Urban Dictionary.
2. Thinking the word of the day is extremely stupid.
3. Thinking Urban Dictionary is useless in life.
4. Insulting Aaron Peckham founder of Urban Dicitonary.
Random dude: Oh my gosh! Today's word of the day is so frickin stupid!
Urbdist: Well you'll one day suicide because the mighty Urban Dictionary will give you a curse of depression.
Anti Urbdism: Aaron Peckham is one big smooth brain. Fudge him!
Urbdist: Well, you'll die next day and surrender in hell for 100,000,000,000,000,000 miserable years. Do not underestimate the power of the mighty Urban Dictionary!
Urbdist: Well you'll one day suicide because the mighty Urban Dictionary will give you a curse of depression.
Anti Urbdism: Aaron Peckham is one big smooth brain. Fudge him!
Urbdist: Well, you'll die next day and surrender in hell for 100,000,000,000,000,000 miserable years. Do not underestimate the power of the mighty Urban Dictionary!
by lord of the words 446 December 10, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006