When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.

Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.

You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”

Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”

Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 05, 2019
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Articles in Urban Dictionary with names like Sarah or Jake. They are just useless and STUPID. Stop this thing
"OK let's write an article on Urban Dictionary. Hmmm... Yes let's write about Laurence"

"Seriously?! These articles are so stupid, don't write Urban Names please. "
by Yononimo August 06, 2018
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looking up your name on urban dictionary, seeing the definition and hoping to God it's not someone talking about you. Often resulting in either pure joy or an instant drop in self esteem.
"Man, i looked up my name on urban dictionary last night."

"And?"

"Urbanized names suck."
by justaverage101 February 04, 2010
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all of the stupid definitions you have to weed through on Urban Dictionary, always consist of some guy writing about a girl he'll never fuck.
Guy: oh geez there is so much Urban Name Trash!! What even are these names? Derissa? Aiyrion?? What the fuck???
by Ihatemyselfie March 03, 2017
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The urban dictionary definitions that should be abolished from this website.
It doesnt matter what name you type in it will always be positive descriptions.
Terry, a fun loving cute guy, tall and always knows how to make you smile.
When actually terry is a serial killer that likes to suck his own dick and hates animals.
"What a load of shit! I looked up that asshole cody in urban dictionary and that dumbass website says he is a kind and caring guy that always looks out for his friends, thanks urban dictionary name"
by Cletimus December 19, 2016
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The part of the popular urban dictionary website in which people add definitions of names. These people are usually too far up there own arse to write about any other names apart from their own resulting in every name posted having the same generic definition along the lines of "Coolest person in the world" rendering the whole idea of that section of the website useless.
Urban dictionary names possible definitions:
Bob - "Coolest guy everrrrrrrrrrrr! ooo I love my name"

Becky - "Hottest chick everrrrrr! ooooo im currently fingering myself infront of a mirror"

Daniel - "That guy everyone loves at a party.... everrrrrr! I eat my own shit"
by ihatepeople23214 April 05, 2013
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A place to submit your name and write great lies about yourself. Mostly used to cheer yourself up, because if you search ANY name, it will only be positive descriptions.
(In Urban Dictionary Names)
Jimmy,
A fun loving guy who can make anyone laugh. He is really great and always will Slay Vag 24/7.

That's BS. Jimmy is a 31 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement.
by ExtremeSlayerOfJimmyRustle April 27, 2014
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