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a paradise for all teens. The website that you are using right now without your parent's permission because your bored. Abbreviations are UD.
The teenager went online on Urban dictionary without his parent's permission because he didn't know what to do with his life
by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN December 05, 2018
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A website which allows insecure and uninformed teenagers to spout what they erroneously believe is wit, wisdom, or knowledge.

A common occurrence is for fans of a band to beg the reader to be "open minded" about this band, which they "discovered" on mtv. Nevertheless, these entries provide worthwhile amusement at the expense of whining teenagers.

good places to start witnessing pitiable definitions: Green Day, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, and Evanescence
"d00d, |_||) is 500000 |=|_|(|(1|\| 1337 /\/\4|\|"

"Alas, i've just encountered another braindead definition on Urban Dictionary"
by tridelvior December 07, 2005
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the place where middle aged men go to make sexual jokes about random stuff, or where little kids go to make up "funny" things about themselves, and saying that they have a big dick when it is actually the size of a peanut. or very rarely it can be the place for nerdy scientists to actually put in a definition of a word which nobody enjoys.
fred: hey man whatcha doing?
joe: making a hilarious word definition on urban dictionary.
fred: is it how you have a "huge dick"?
joe: ya...
by the pedo next door February 28, 2017
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An online dictionary where people write defintions of slang terms. Unfortunately, there are more than a handful of users who love nothing more than to make insulting definitions that do not define the term they are "defining" at all.
<Good Urban Dictionary user> Okay, here's my defintion for "civic": A cheap and reliable economy car good for everyday driving.
<Bad Urban Dictionary user> *reads GUDS's definition* What the fuck, that's bullshit. It's a faggot car that gay-ass AzN gangstas rice the shit out of. I hate Civics and their drivers, all of them! AND I HATE COLORED PEOPLE TOO, FOR NO REASON, WHITE POWER LOLZ
by gs68 September 30, 2005
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a paradise for all teens. The website that you are using right now without your parent's permission because your bored. Abbreviations are UD.
The teenager went online on Urban dictionary without his parent's permission because he didn't know what to do with his life
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Used to be a good site for reference on urban definitions. Until retarded faggots came and fucked it up because they couldn't have the balls to say things to people's faces OR they wanted use it as their personal chatroom. Urbandictionary.com has so many worthless, pointless definitons which are incoherent and just plain dumb. If you want a definition removed you can't remove it, OHH NO, oh you have to fill out a fucking form which states your fuckin reason for why the fuck you want the retarded definition removed. Even the Editors can't delete the bad definitions that they wnat to, they're only allowed to delete the ones Urbandictionary gives them. Seriously it's a load of Bullshit. If this site gave the editors the rights to delete bad definitions of any sort, this site wouldn't be as crappy as it is now.
(a def.)
James: The hotest boy I've ever seen. He's popular and sweet. I want him to marry me.
Example:
James, I hope you marry me and kiss me and love me 4everandever dude and when we're old you'll take me to the prom!!
Wuv U Jayme :--)
(Human Being after reading this):
Who the hell is James? I thought this was a reference site for urban definitions, not a gay-ass chatroom with just a bunch of mindless faggoty teenagers!!!!
by Truth March 31, 2005
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A place where everything winds up sexual. You could type in "life" and some pervert would say "Sex is why life was made." Seriously grow up.
Urban Dictionary is full or perverts.
by Stevepower August 21, 2006
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