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What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.
My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.
by Katsu March 25, 2005
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo
Urban Dick-tionary
by MirrorssrorriM March 22, 2011
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Urban dicktionary is when urban dictionary is simply a dick and won't add certain words
1: Oh I tried to add a word on urban dictionary
2: did it work
1: no
2: so u mean urban DICKTIONARY
by Random Words Blah Blah August 03, 2020
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When the people that "approve" the definitions of Urbandictionary.com don't approve your clever submissions.
I wrote a common slang that is used in my area and the urban dicktionary didn't approve it.
by Jessica smackdown March 05, 2008
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Urban dicktionary with a penis on it. Putting a k in urbandictionary. Perhaps the funniest play on words ever!
When you spell urbandictionary U R B A N D I C K T I O N A R Y it looks like urbanpenisary. I looked up urban dicktionary in urbandictionary.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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A person who constantly references Urban Dictionary definitions and will accept anything there as fact, usually in a bit of a douchebag manner. He constantly tells his friends to look up things there and will even masturbate to Urban Dictionary on occasion.
Urban Dick-tionary: Hey dudes, whatcha up to?
Al: Just discussing the Coriolis Force with Francis.
Urban Dick-tionary: Oh, well on Urban Dicktionary it says the Coriolis Force is caused by different toilet designs between the hemispheres. Cool, huh?
Francis: God, what an Urban Dick-tionary...
by Nora Hemmingwurst April 06, 2012
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