The most underrated planet in the solar system. It has diamond rain, extremely fast winds and an interesting axis tilt. What more could you ask for! Then the poor planet gets laughed at just because it's name sounds like the Latin word for ass.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A planet named by a very innocent man,

the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes

The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.

1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed

The 7th planet from the sun in our solar system.noted for its interesting axis of orbit and it rings.

Also elicits laighter due to it being pronounced as your anus.

A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.