Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.

The most lethal and deadly insult. There is nothing that can be said to come back from this

This insult will obliterate your opponent and wipe them off the face of the universe. Even the most daring souls never speak of this sentence out of fear of its power. The Pandora's Box of insults.

Worse than ur mom gay, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister, this is the ultimate insult.

This is not a phrase to use in light situations. Use with extreme caution