by cacaboomboom April 18, 2020
Joe: I had such a great night last night.
Jim: I had such a great night with Ur Mom
The next day Jim gets beaten up.
Jim: I had such a great night with Ur Mom
The next day Jim gets beaten up.
by Burrito 🌯 May 20, 2018
Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?
Person 2:Ur mom.
Person A:I had spaghetti last night.
Person B:I had Ur mom last night.
Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..
Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.
Person 2:Ur mom.
Person A:I had spaghetti last night.
Person B:I had Ur mom last night.
Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..
Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.
by DtouchmycrumbD January 08, 2006
My to do list
My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
by hahaha6161 March 04, 2020
Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
by mikeharr163 January 25, 2017
can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom
by i luv jesse mccartney April 25, 2005
Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
by Jeromeismehnamr March 01, 2015