The world's most powerful insult, nothing can beat this.
Joe: I had such a great night last night.
Jim: I had such a great night with Ur Mom

The next day Jim gets beaten up.
by Burrito 🌯 May 20, 2018
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My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?

Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.

Friend: What’s on it?

Me: Ur Mom
by hahaha6161 March 04, 2020
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Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).
“Hi, how are you?”
Ha ha ur mom gay lol, I want to die
“Me too”
by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019
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Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
Ex.
Home Dog: What you doing over there
You: Ur Mom
Bystanders: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Home Dog: 😕
by Jeromeismehnamr March 01, 2015
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Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."

Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
by Kayla and Amber October 09, 2008
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That one word that you can not come back from a roast when someones says that to you!
Billy-YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY POPTART
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*
by OKBUDDY February 14, 2019
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Something Carl Wheezer tells Jimmy when he asks who Carl wants to fuck and suck
Jimmy: Who do you want to bang

Carl: *Vapes* Ur Mom
by Missionarydog69 November 07, 2019
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