Joe: I had such a great night last night.
Jim: I had such a great night with Ur Mom
The next day Jim gets beaten up.
Jim: I had such a great night with Ur Mom
The next day Jim gets beaten up.
by Burrito 🌯 May 20, 2018
My to do list
My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
by hahaha6161 March 04, 2020
Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).
by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019
Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
by Jeromeismehnamr March 01, 2015
Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
by Kayla and Amber October 09, 2008
by OKBUDDY February 14, 2019
by Missionarydog69 November 07, 2019