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Joe: I had such a great night last night.
Jim: I had such a great night with Ur Mom
The next day Jim gets beaten up.
Jim: I had such a great night with Ur Mom
The next day Jim gets beaten up.
by Burrito 🌯 May 20, 2018
Jul 5 Word of the Day
An embarrassed smile.
"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?
Person 2:Ur mom.
Person A:I had spaghetti last night.
Person B:I had Ur mom last night.
Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..
Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.
Person 2:Ur mom.
Person A:I had spaghetti last night.
Person B:I had Ur mom last night.
Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..
Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.
by DtouchmycrumbD January 08, 2006
3
Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
by mikeharr163 January 25, 2017
4
can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom
by i luv jesse mccartney April 25, 2005
5
(n)
1.used when you feel like you need to respond with something, but just can't think of what...
2.an answer that is a funny reply for most questins
1.used when you feel like you need to respond with something, but just can't think of what...
2.an answer that is a funny reply for most questins
person 1: its hot
person 2: urmom is hot
person 1:wheres my ipod?
person 2: urmom
person 1: who's your new b/f?
person2: urmom
person 2: urmom is hot
person 1:wheres my ipod?
person 2: urmom
person 1: who's your new b/f?
person2: urmom
by agnostic carebear May 29, 2005
6
Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
by Stephie Thong February 27, 2003