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Extremely desirable, to an almost insane degree. Named for supermodel Kate Upton.
"Have you seen the new sales girl? FUCK that girl is uptony."
by GiR Podcast March 03, 2012
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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Italian version of updog. Often followed by laughter and numerous gesticulations.
Italian 1 :"Oh boy smellsa lota likea uptony in here"
Italian 2: "whatsa upa tony?"
Italian 1: "aya nota much whatsa upa with you?"
*hands waving everywhere
by HugeJackedMan January 21, 2020
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