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Improved, in retard-style.
I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.
by Brass January 30, 2003
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Jul 23 Word of the Day
A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
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To make more retarded/slower than before...
I uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit
by deftonz1 August 11, 2003
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adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.
Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch
by Lonewolf March 17, 2003
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1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003
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