A wonderful place in the suburbs of Pittsburg full of gays and retards. If you affiliate with the prior mentioned group head on down to cafe 321 more commonly know as the the sped shed/Chrome dome. But if you like P.E then you’ll love the teacher Snortin’ Morton who was arrested for possession of crack Cocaine, but can you really blame him for having to deal with a bunch of stupid ass kids all day. If your a young liberal this place is just for you. Most of the teachers aren’t big fans of the Commander and Chief. In addition to everything else mentioned you’ll find it to be quite the bubble with a ton of rich people. The kids here I would say are also pretty basic and stereotypical of what you think and rich high school is like. So if like extreme pressure for academic successes step on into the bubble of Upper Saint Clair HS.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."