An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.