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An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.
"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."
by Inside284 June 02, 2009
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.
by IYKYK.. Hi friends September 25, 2020