Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

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scum up

When someone acquires new and often expensive gifts via an acquaintance, always acquired without the acquaintances knowledge.
Can happen with or without the owner of the item being present however. At times however a person committing a scum up will even remain at the house with the victim and help them look for their new item in an effort to look like the true friend the unsuspecting victim still thinks they may be

A tactic often employed by a someone who is jonesing

Like a come up but scummier

See also: scummin on thru'

Dude, Rob just left 5 minutes ago and now my brand new mac book is gone.. Must have scored a scum up.

Hey bro you wanna buy a new iphone X? I acquired it as a scum up!

by smcggg December 22, 2019

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