1: “Hey, Steve. Why is six afraid of seven?”
“I don't know, Tim McGomnrey. WHY is six afraid of seven?”
“Cuz 7 8 9. Haha..”
“HAHAHA... WAIT... THIS IS UNUNDERSTANDABLE!!”
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2: “And this is why Americans like potatoes.”
“Professor, can you repeat that last part 3 more times?”
*The professor literally repeats it 3 more times*
“It's still ununderstandable, professor!”
“Get the &$@% out you little piece of #%£¥!!”
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3: “I said I wanted a decaf! This is NOT a decaf! This is irregularly ununderstandable on so many levels, you are ALL fired!!”