A love told and sold by someone that does not know what love is. Love is not betrayal. Love is not lying. Love isn't hurtful. Love is not a game. Love is not lusting over every woman you see while in a relatuonship. Love is not a sexual addiction. Love isn't a side chick or 7. Love doesnt have dirty nasty secrets. Love isn't a list of sexual partners a mile long.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.