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The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat September 21, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When the user of a smartphone loses his/her case, and subsequent texting is performed with the fragile exterior of the phone exposed, he or she is engaged in unprotected text.
Person A: "Dude, my iPhone case cracked. I'm now having unprotected text."

Person B: "What's that?"

Person A: "You're an idiot."
by a5jg03ad0hb December 09, 2010
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If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.
I just got this error ridden message from this girl. She must be engaging in unprotected text.
by bookkake July 27, 2016
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