A extremely rare genetic disorder caused by damage to the ZBTB7AI4E gene. This condition usually presents itself within the first few years of the person's life. It is extremely rare only 1 in 100,000,000 people present with symptoms. While there are no physically detrimental effects caused by this disorder, it does cause the person afflicted to look absolutely horrendous when captured in a photograph. The unphotogenicophiliac's lobby is trying to get cameras banned in all public buildings and parks. This measure was introduced into congress as a way to end the tyranny of the camera. People afflicted find it hard to find solidarity seeing as it is a very personal disorder and many do not want to disclose the fact that they are afflicted.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed