A prestigious, top 20 public university in the city of Pittsburgh, PA. Is home to around 20,000 undergraduate students and is most notable for its excellent medical and pre-professional programs. Typically has an excellent basketball team and has recently had a top 20 football team.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

am elite and prestigious, state-related university located in Western Pennsylvania which is well known for it's law, medical and other graduate schools as well as it's ability to attract an intelligent, motivated, diverse and quite attractive student body.

The place where people who are intelligent, beautiful, worldly go to meet each other and marry.

(94% of Pitt students meet their spouce here)


Established prior to PennState. Far more reputable.

Manheim Township University; Where you will see most people from your high school

A university for those who got rejected from Penn State. Pitt is an inferior education and have a non-existent football program. Graduates look forward to working as local Walmart greeters and fast-food cashiers.

A "University" in Pittsburgh, PA that features subpar sports teams that wish they were half as good as their neighbors from the south, West Virginia University.