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1)America as seen by basically anyone over twelve and under 25.
2)Responding to everything with very simple open-ended phrases like whatever, that's cool, or yo.
3)A very funny song by Liam Lynch that captures pure teen angst.
I was at the beach and I saw Kiki, and she was like euwhh, and I was like whatever. This is my united states of whatever.
by JimLad November 18, 2005
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Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".
You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.
by MoonKnight February 26, 2003
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yeah, i was walking down the street and this guys like "hey you can't do that!"..."Yea...WHATEVER!"
by DEE June 03, 2003
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Breeder song.

Those breeders who sing that should make their own country called the united states of copulation.

by Breeder June 05, 2003
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