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1)America as seen by basically anyone over twelve and under 25.
2)Responding to everything with very simple open-ended phrases like whatever, that's cool, or yo.
3)A very funny song by Liam Lynch that captures pure teen angst.
I was at the beach and I saw Kiki, and she was like euwhh, and I was like whatever. This is my united states of whatever.
by JimLad November 18, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".
You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.
by MoonKnight February 26, 2003
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yeah, i was walking down the street and this guys like "hey you can't do that!"..."Yea...WHATEVER!"
by DEE June 03, 2003
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Breeder song.

Those breeders who sing that should make their own country called the united states of copulation.

by Breeder June 05, 2003
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