Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves

Person: What's that piece of crap up North

Genius: Oh yeah it's Canada, the place that always bitches about the US even though we do all their shit!

The United States of America rules!

The US has been involved in 90% of wars since WWII
Over 40% of the American population is morbidly obese
The United States of America is Mcdonaldsland

Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.

Dude where you moving.
United States of America.
Don't, it's a piece of shit, move to Canada. No ones racist there.
I finally understand.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that person is moving to United States of America?
Person 2: No, that must suck they probably got dared.

The one place that can contribute relief aid to devastated countries by sending back their immigrants

Hey man, did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico last Thursday?

Nope, don't think I did.

It was a bad one, killed roughly 500,000 people.

Goodness Gracious!!

Yes, yes very devastating. The good thing is that Great Britain sent $2,000,000 in relief funds, spain sent $500,000, and the United States of America sent replacement Mexicans.

I am proud to be an Americano!