The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.
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The one place in the world who can send back immigrants in relief aid situations.
The one place that can contribute relief aid to devastated countries by sending back their immigrants

Hey man, did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico last Thursday?

Nope, don't think I did.

It was a bad one, killed roughly 500,000 people.

Goodness Gracious!!

Yes, yes very devastating. The good thing is that Great Britain sent $2,000,000 in relief funds, spain sent $500,000, and the United States of America sent replacement Mexicans.

I am proud to be an Americano!
by NAD216 August 29, 2011
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english football team that has been taken over by american business men, and has now been comically named man - u-s-a or manchester united - states of america
sum1: "u heard about that crappy manchester united?"
me: "u mean Manchester united states of america"
by gazzy d April 10, 2006
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Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''
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The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism
Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves
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A country that the rest of the world hates because they want to be like them.
"We don't want to be like the rest of the world. We want to be like the United States of America." -Marco Rubio
by Bussss February 21, 2016
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