Union College is not what you think it is. The school is completely full of nerds, who by the way, are UGLY! There isn't one pretty girl or one good looking guy. Yeah, they may have money, but they obviously aren't using it the right way. They may have designer duds, but they look like they got dressed blind. Union kids go pretty crazy on the weekend but it's not like it's much fun! Everyone goes to the same bar, Gepettos, which is complete TRASH, Followed by a fraternity party. If you ask me, this school is LAME!
Union College is not what you think it is. The school is completely full of nerds, who by the way, are UGLY! There isn't one pretty girl or one good looking guy. Yeah, they may have money, but they obviously aren't using it the right way. They may have designer duds, but they look like they got dressed blind. Union kids go pretty crazy on the weekend but it's not like it's much fun! Everyone goes to the same bar, Gepettos, which is complete TRASH, Followed by a fraternity party. If you ask me, this school is LAME!
by union girl 2010 January 16, 2008
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A small, private liberal arts college in the Napa Valley with around 1,500 students. Known for its 100% acceptance rate into Loma Linda University, and its prestigious reputation in academics, leading to its high rankings by U.S. News and World Report.

The students here are generally very motivated, and the ladies are very attractive. A high percentage of girls here are sluts who can be banged quite easily. There are lots of asians, latinos and whites. Not so many blacks.
I met this girl in at the bar, she was really hot, but wouldn't say much. After we finally got talking, we went and had the night of our lives! She went to Pacific Union College.
by dondondondon July 27, 2011
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Crappy school of "higher" education which blocks www.urbandictionary.com. This school is better suited for billygoats in clown shoes than human beings.
The connectino at pacific union college is for guess-jean-wearing hippies. Can I have some more granola?
by cfrostypoo October 13, 2005
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