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Stupid kid who thinks he knows everything. He's easily offended if you don't agree with him and loves Simon the Driller.
"Shut up, Uniju"
by Tu-Eng April 18, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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1) one who tries to break apart a union by clearly and willingly stating an unpopular opinion to enrage most of the population and cause them to fight each other

2) the opposite of a union, a bunch of people who act cynical and sarcastic with each other
example of both definitions:

"Man, we were having a real great time discussing anime the other day when this uniju came in and messed everything up. It turned into a real uniju fast."
"Dude, you are such an otaku."
by club sauce February 08, 2009
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