twenty-something female (used occas. for males), with the same outfit and look as all her other popular friends. seen in cities at nightclubs, shopping malls, and yoga classes. uniforms age, but stay the same-just more creased.
by LH, CDW July 12, 2006
Uniform sported by finance professionals aka business bro’s consisting of a button-down white or blue shirt, casual or dress pants and an enviably comfortable fleece vest by Columbia or Patagonia
- Chad Is really vibing in that midtown uniform
- He is such a crony. Wait till you work with him on the deck for our MD.
- He is such a crony. Wait till you work with him on the deck for our MD.
by Buck Dancer May 28, 2020
When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
A person (usually a woman) who seeks out members of the military, either for sexual purposes or with the intent to get into a paperwork marriage to receive military dependent benefits. Commonly found in towns/cities surrounding military bases/posts. These sorts are attracted to the uniform and the prestige surrounding said uniform as opposed to the person wearing it, resulting in frequent infidelity and high divorce rates within the military.
Soldier 1: Did you hear about what happened to Sarge?
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.
by jepleure November 16, 2009
A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.
Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.
by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009
Generally a white T shirt (sometimes very long) and blue or dark jeans. Worn by youth in urban areas to make themselves look the same (uniform).
Miss can you tell me what he looked like?
I don't know, it happened so fast. He had on blue jeans and a white t shirt.
Uh, miss...there's about 100 guys out there wearing that, it's the ghetto uniform.
I don't know, it happened so fast. He had on blue jeans and a white t shirt.
Uh, miss...there's about 100 guys out there wearing that, it's the ghetto uniform.
by ace789nj September 27, 2010
nasty clothing they make you wear during gym class. usually some gross basketball shorts and a t-shirt. it sucks a lot for girls, since we have to shave everyday in the middle of the winter just for that half hour of gym class. and then there are those days when the gym teachers will make you change for gym so they can talk the whole class. gym uniforms really suck.
by kenlie17 October 07, 2011